My Scout Trip

In the last 10 days I have been to Tennessee, Alabama, and South Carolina. Some things I have noted during my travels.

Everything is closed on Monday in Alabama - you would think that there was more Theater.

Of those three states, only North Carolina prohibits all smoking inside the airport.

All DOD contractors wear ugly plaid short sleeve button down shirts with khaki pants.

Writers are full of shit, whether they work for you or are outside contractors.

Operating bomb disposal robots is easier than playing Halo.

I can't get on a plane without something going wrong - 2 delays, and a canceled and poorly rescheduled return flight.

Just when you need "IED-proof" vehicles - they finally send them to Iraq.

Writers will promise clients anything -since they don't have to do the work.

The military is doing a good job, too bad about the commander in chief.

Blowing up all those GI Joe figures in my backyard was good training for my future training film job.

I leave for Alabama again on May 17 - no time for blogging down there.

Did I mention that writers are a pain in my ass?