400 million reasons to elect Obama

Normally I'm not interested in the day to day doings of one drug addled, over weight, bald, gas bag Rush Limbaugh. I mean who really pays attention to a racist gas bag with a oxiconton problem. I thought that guy was deaf, right? It seemed like such a fitting ailment for a man who loves nothing better than the sound of his own voice. But like Magic Johnson's seeming trouncing of the AIDS virus, Limbaugh apparently can hear again, but that is not my point.

SOME ASSHOLE JUST GAVE THIS FUCK-FACE 400 MILLION DOLLARS!?!?!?!?!?!

For what? Does he play power forward for the Boston Celtics and I didn't know about it? 400 million dollars to continue to ride the wave of the 21st Century equivalent of the 8 track cassette player? Radio is not exactly cutting edge technology, nor does it have the reach it did when, oh say, FDR did his fire side chats.

You know what you could do with $400 million dollars? Provide food and potable water to the...wait for it...WORLD. Instead some dip shit is going to provide drugs, cigars, and scotch to one fat dumb ass.

Now Limbaugh reported this deal himself, so it could be like the other "news" he delivers - a crock of shit. But if the deal is even in the ball park, it is a sad day for this country. With all the problems we as a country face, someone has decided to hand a "part of the problem" so much money he can continue to be "part of the problem" even after his death.

On the bright side, given his past behavior, I'm betting he gets busted by the IRS within the next two years. Tax evasion, just like another big, fat, windbag, criminal; Capone.