OK

So this is what I look like at 3:30am after:

1) Arising at 7:30am on a Saturday.
2) Covering my self in a pound of latex.
3) Speaking in three languages.
4) Changing costumes 6 times.
5) Sweating through a ankle length leather jacket.
6) Driving from Georgetown to Source in 15 minutes.
7) Removing a pound of latex.
8) Being pregnant for an hour.
9) Drinking downtown.
10) Drinking in Silver Spring.
11) Fighting off my "friends" attempts to hook me up with a waitress.

Now guess what I did the next day...