Satanic Nipple Piercing

Here is a list of things that have inspired me to Satanincally Pierce my Nipples.

1) The Dceiver. Natch.
2) Ken Lay gets off scot free.
3) People are still talking about Ann Coulter, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
4) N. Korea prematurely exjaculates, World goes crazy.
5) Election fraud in Mexico (well, not really a suprize, but when looked at in context...)
6) FBI co9mputers breech by Dceiv...um...Government consultant.
7) It feels so good....
8) GWB, I think it's about as opposite position as possible - unless I did it gayly.
9) Iraq just keeps rolling.
10) Sounded like a good title for a show at the "shach" nex year, dibs on the title DCeiver.