Letter to the RNC

Dear RNC,

Congratulations on your big win against Harold Ford, Jr this past Tuesday! Kudos, as well, for your impressive victories on the Texas and Florida gubernatorial contests. What a night for the RNC, and what a new bar you have set for the level of debate in this country.

I am writing to ask...no...enthusiastically insist that you choose the out-going Lieutenant Governor of Maryland, Michael Steele, as your new chairman. His history of doing absolutely nothing on issues, the fact that he's never been successful as a candidate in his own right, his success in deceiving the public, isolating the African American community, his issue-less television ad savvy, his failure to ever pass the bar exam, and his 10 point loss to a charisma free 69 year old policy wonk, make him my preferred choice for the chairmanship of the RNC.

I hope that his loss in Maryland does not dissuade you from making the right choice. As you know he was the chair of the Maryland Republican Party and helped George Bush get a whopping 40% of the vote in Maryland in 2000. The fact that Michael Steele was able rise to the head of the Maryland Republican party with out ever holding a real job, should also be taken into consideration.

In closing, please, please, please choose Michael Steele as your new Chairman, because the country needs to see the real Republican Party and what it stands for.