Large Voluptuous Breat Lovers Everywhere shed a tear.

I am conflicted over the news of 39 year old money grubber Anna Nichole Smith's death. On the one hand it maybe the most easily explained death ever. I do not foresee anyone asking "Why God? Why?" Mostly because the answers are too clear. For my money, Skyscraper was enough...but the whole marrying someone you knew was going to die just to get his money, might have factored in. The fact that the Supreme Court of the United States heard her case, thus allowing her to enter the chamber, is enough to warrant this catastrophe.

But, I am saddened by the death of her spectacular décolletage. Or that which she had built upon herself. Truly, could anyone really keep that of the list of the 7 greatest wonders of the modern world? It was man-made, and prominently displayed to everyone. I mean really, how could you miss it? I guess we will find out...

Not to be missed? "The Anna Nicole Show 2," "Soft-core Stars of the Judaical Branch," and "Fun Bags: the Musical!" all sadly to die in development with their creator.