A Birthday Wish

So for my birthday I got a guity plea. I know it's bad, but it makes me happy that overprivalaged people like Noe and Ken Lay are begining to get what has been coming tothem for such a long time.

Today is my birthday and I wanted to take the time to toss a couple of wishes into the ether.

1) An impeechment hearing - I don't care about the outcome, just some historical blight on the worst executive this country has seen since Hoover.
2) A big change in November - come on concervatives, stay home for me - really, it's the least you can do.
3) Gore 2008.
4) Chris Matthew's head on a platter, pike, manhole cover, intertube, easy bake oven, whatever works. Traitor.
5) That these guys aren't serious.
6) A entertainment revolution that brings the theatre back into the game as a player in the hearts and mids of the American people. I imagine it will be necessary to figure out a way to do explosions, but that can't be but so hard right?
7) Oh yeah, and I still want to play Iago.

Have a great June, take care of yourselves and those around you.